[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you' --The mini fridge. :|
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door--SHYEA.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush
[ ] You have been called a blonde
TOTAL: 3
[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow--We can do anything if we just BELIEVE. =))
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[ ] You just sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen
[x] You have choked on your own spit
TOTAL: 4
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it--Never did get that movie. :-<
[ ] You type with three fingers or less
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose
[x] You have caught yourself drooling --I was sleeping for crying out loud. =))
TOTAL: 2
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class--Does being temporarily brain dead but with oped eyes count? =))
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about--Doesn't everybody? =))
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
TOTAL: 2
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally-- I was laughing and then it went in my mouth. :|
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important--NO. =))
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time--Correction: It was in my HAND. =))
TOTAL: 3
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't
[x] You break a lot of things
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling--=)) yes. =))
[x] The word "um" is used
[ ] You don't know what "um" means
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot
[ ] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
TOTAL: 6
GRAND TOTAL: 20
Now, take that number and multiply it by 4 and REPOST this as "I'm __& RETARDED
